The Mighty Quynh

I am seriously considering purchasing a Roomba. I know this is ridiculous as it should really only take me about 10 minutes to clean my shoebox apartment, but it just goes to show you how lazy I am. Besides, the amount of dirt that comes in through my windows is absolutely astounding, not to mention all the grime I track in on my shoes from outside.

The Roomba I want has scheduling, so I can run that baby everyday if I want to. It’d be a good way of maintaining some cleanliness. Plus it would really encourage me to keep the clutter off the floor so Roomba can run when I’m not home.

Now I’m also sweating the Scooba, which washes your floors. Damn, if only I didn’t “need” both of these things. If only I had an extra $800 lying around.

I DON’T KNOW IF YOU WEIGH 600LBS OR ONLY HAVE ONE LEG AND HAVE TO HOP AROUND ON IT BUT WHY THE HELL DO YOU STOMP AROUND THE APARTMENT ALL GODDAMN NIGHT? WE ALL LIVE IN TINY 250 SQUARE FOOT (PROBABLY LESS!) STUDIOS IN THIS BUILDING–WHY OH GOOD MAN WHY ARE YOU WALKING AROUND SO MUCH??? WHAT IS THERE THAT YOU CAN’T JUST REACH OVER FROM YOUR BED AND GRAB? BACK AND FORTH ALL NIGHT! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO GO?

*Comes up to my cube, asks innocuously*
Eric: Do you want to be my nemesis?