Back in the beginning of October, Rich and I went to the medieval festival at Ft. Tryon Park. At the end it began to rain, so we went under a bridge to wait it out. While we were standing there with several others, we saw this young girl walking around crouched. I have no idea why she was doing this because the bridge wasn’t that low or anything (at least where we were standing) and it didn’t look like she was searching the ground. All I could think of was the times in Oblivion (and now Skyrim) when I’d be sneaking around people for the hell of it, then I’d switch to the third person camera and laugh at how ridiculous it looked, imagining it in real life. Then it did happen in real life and I laughed.
I don’t think her Sneak skill was high enough to try pickpocketing any of us. Plus there were guards around.
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
